Fe Fi Fo Fum .............. 
 

Click on Sean Jones to see how tough the Pack can be

Eagles coach goes to heaven
The Dirty Birds coach coach dies and enters the Pearly Gates. God proceeds to take him on a tour. He shows the coach a little two-bedroom house with a faded Eagels banner hanging from the front porch. "This is your house, coach. Most people don't get their own houses up here," God says.
The Eagles coach looks at the house, then turns around and looks at the one sitting on top of the hill. It's a huge two-story mansion with white marble columns and little patios under all the windows. Packer flags line both sides of the sidewalk and a huge Green Bay banner hangs between the marble columns.
"Thanks for the house, God. But let me ask you a question. I get this little two-bedroom house with a faded banner and the Packers coach gets a mansion with new banners and flags flying all over the place. Why is that?" God looks at him seriously for a moment. "That's not the Packers' coach's house my son," God says. "That's mine."

Here's some good Vikings jokes from Ann(imal) in Wisconsin
[Long Live the FFF]

Ice Fishing Contest

The Vikings challenged the Packers to an ice-fishing contest. When it came time for weigh-in, the Packers had 100 lbs. of fish and the Vikings had zero. The Vikings demanded a rematch for the next Saturday. This time the Packers came in with 200 lbs. of fish and the Vikings had zero.

The Vikings decided the Packers must be cheating so they demanded another rematch and sent a spy dressed in green and yellow to check it out. This time the Packers came in with 300 lbs. of fish and the Vikings STILL had zero.

The Vikings then asked their spy if the Packers were cheating.

"Hell yes, they're cheating. They're drilling holes in the ice!!"

Viking Joke

A Packer fan in a bar leans over to the guy next to him and says, "Wanna hear a joke about Viking fans?"

The guy next to him replies, "Well before you tell that joke you should know something. I'm 6' tall and 220 pounds and I'm a Viking fan. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2" tall, 240 pounds and he's a Viking fan, and the guy sitting next to him is 6'5", 280 pounds and he's a Viking fan too. Now, do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The Packer fan says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it three times."

God and Wisconsin

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God went missing for six days. Eventually, Gabriel the archangel found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, "Look Gabriel, look what I've made." Archangel Gabriel looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

"It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put LIFE on it. I'm going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of balance."

"Balance?" inquired Gabriel, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth, "For example, Northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth while Southern Europe is going to be poor; the Middle East over there will be a hot spot. God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by Gods work, then pointed to a large land mass and inquired "What's that one?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Wisconsin, the most glorious place on Earth. There's beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and an exquisite shore-line along the largest of the Great Lakes. The people from Wisconsin are going to be modest, intelligent and humorous and they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them a super-human, undefeatable football team who will be admired and feared by all who come across them."

Gabriel gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed. "What about balance, God? You said there will be BALANCE!"

God replied wisely. "Wait until you see the loud-mouth bastards I'm putting next to them in Minnesota."

 

 

Here's a funny one sent to me by my friend Ashger..
a Dolphins fan formerly from Pakistan..now from Florida

Dallas Coach

The Dallas head coach Dave Campo, clearly upset about the Cowboys' losing record, decides to find out from Mike Sherman what his secret is. So, Campo travels up to a Packers practice and asks MS, "Coach, how is it that your team is so good? What's your secret?"

Coach Sherman responds by calling Brett Favre over. "Brett, who's your father's brother's nephew?" Favre answers, "Why coach, that's easy. It's me."

Ray turns to Campo and says, "That's the secret, Campo. A smart quarterback. You've got to have a smart quarterback."

Thinking he's finally got all the tools he needs, Campo returns to Texas and the Cowboys work-out. He promptly calls over Troy Aikman. "Aikman! Who's your father's brother's nephew?" Troy looks perplexed, thinks a minute and says, "Coach, can I get back to you after practice on that one?" Campo (disgusted) says, "OK."

During practice, Aikman calls over Deion Sanders. "Deion, coach just asked me the weirdest question. Who's your father's brother's nephew?" Sanders: "Duh! That's easy. It's me!"

After practice, Aikman catches up with Campo: "Coach, I think I've got it. My father's brother's nephew is Deion Sanders."

Campo(angrily): "No, No, NO! You bloody idiot!! It's Brett Favre!!!

 

Well it's fine to laugh at the other teams (eg What do you call a Viking player with a Superbowl ring? Yep... A thief) but I also figure it's healthy to be able to laugh at ourselves too.

Green Side Up!!!!!

A lady was having the inside of her house painted by a contractor, they were going from room to room to determine colors. In the first room she states, "I would like this room painted beige" The contractor writes on his clipboard, goes to the window, raises it and yells GREEN SIDE UP!

They go into the second room, the lady says "I would like this room painted yellow". Again the contractor writes on his clipboard, goes to the window, raises it and yells GREEN SIDE UP!?

The woman is quite curious at this point and goes into a third room and says "This room, I want painted flat white" The contractor writes on his clipboard, goes to the window, raises it and yells GREEN SIDE UP!

The woman can no longer stand it, her curiosity getting much the better of her, and she turns to the contractor and she says "Why do you scribble on your clipboard and then yell "Green Side Up" everytime I say what color I want my room painted?"

The contractor responds "Well Mam, I am writing your color preferences on my clipboard."

She says "Well what about the window?"

He says "Oh That! Well Mam, I have several Green Bay Packer Fans laying sod across the street and they require constant supervision!"

Politically Correct Football

The National Football League recently announced a new era. From now on, no offensive team names will be permitted. While the owners of the team rush to change uniforms and such, the National Football League announced, yesterday, its name changes and schedules for season 2000:

The Washington Native Americans will host the New York Very Tall People on opening day. Other key games include the Dallas Western-Style Laborers hosting the St. Louis Wild Endangered Species, and the Minnesota Plundering Norsemen taking on the Green Bay Meat Industry Workers.

In Week 2, there are several key matchups, highlighted by the showdown between the San Francisco Precious Metal Enthusiasts and the New Orleans Pretty Good People. The Atlanta Birds of Prey will play host to the Philadelphia Birds of Prey, while the Seattle Birds of Prey will visit the Phoenix Male Finches.

The Monday night game will pit the Miami Pelagic Percoid Food Fishes against the Denver Untamed Beasts of Burden. The Cincinnati Large Bangladeshi Carnivorous Mammals will travel to Tampa Bay for a clash with the West Indies Free Booters later in Week 9. And the Detroit Large Carnivorous Cats will play the Chicago Large Mountain Mammals. Week 9 also features the Indianapolis Young Male Horses at the New England Zealous Lovers of Country.

Now to be fair to those who don't love the Packers so much
(.... hard to believe I know)
there were even some sites that you could visit.
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